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Top 10 Most Funny Jokes...
Top 10 Most Funny Jokes
1- Animal Joke
The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him.
He drove around the neighborhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopped beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog.
You mean the one following your car? they asked.
2- Bar Joke
A ghost walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a Whisky. The bartender says " Sorry we don't serve spirits after 11"
3- Blonde Joke
Q. What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A. "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use forbait?"
4- Celebrity Joke
What were Dodi's last words?
'Faster! Faster!'
Hint: The driver misunderstood the expressions of pleasure for orders... hence the accident.
5- Clean Joke
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.
These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it.
The most popular of these scams is called Social Security
6- Computer Joke
How does a UNIX expert have sex?
Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.
7- Dirty Joke
"After 10 years of marriage, sex with my wife is down to three times a year."
"Same here, Pal. As a matter of fact, if mine didn't sleep with her mouth open, I'd have none at all."
8- Fart Joke
What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?
a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
c. They both stink.
9- Free Joke
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
10- Funny Joke
How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?
He has a big D on his pajamas
Free Jokes Poetry
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Mohsin_Sheikh
1- Animal Joke
The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him.
He drove around the neighborhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopped beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog.
You mean the one following your car? they asked.
2- Bar Joke
A ghost walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a Whisky. The bartender says " Sorry we don't serve spirits after 11"
3- Blonde Joke
Q. What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A. "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use forbait?"
4- Celebrity Joke
What were Dodi's last words?
'Faster! Faster!'
Hint: The driver misunderstood the expressions of pleasure for orders... hence the accident.
5- Clean Joke
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.
These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it.
The most popular of these scams is called Social Security
6- Computer Joke
How does a UNIX expert have sex?
Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.
7- Dirty Joke
"After 10 years of marriage, sex with my wife is down to three times a year."
"Same here, Pal. As a matter of fact, if mine didn't sleep with her mouth open, I'd have none at all."
8- Fart Joke
What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?
a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
c. They both stink.
9- Free Joke
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
10- Funny Joke
How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?
He has a big D on his pajamas
Free Jokes Poetry
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Mohsin_Sheikh
Random Joke of the Day....
Brother John entered the "Monastery of Silence" and the Abbott said,
"Brother, this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Brother John lived in the monastery for five years before the Abbott said to him, "Brother John, you have been here five years now; you may speak two words."
Brother John said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Abbot said. "We will get you a better bed."
After another five years, Brother John was called by the Abbott. "You may say another two words, Brother John."
"Cold food," said Brother John, and the Abbott assured him that the food would be better in the future.
On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbott again call Brother John into his office. "Two words you may say today."
"I quit," said Brother John.
"It is probably best, you've done nothing but complain since you got here."
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"Brother, this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Brother John lived in the monastery for five years before the Abbott said to him, "Brother John, you have been here five years now; you may speak two words."
Brother John said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Abbot said. "We will get you a better bed."
After another five years, Brother John was called by the Abbott. "You may say another two words, Brother John."
"Cold food," said Brother John, and the Abbott assured him that the food would be better in the future.
On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbott again call Brother John into his office. "Two words you may say today."
"I quit," said Brother John.
"It is probably best, you've done nothing but complain since you got here."
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Wednesday, February 9, 2011
6 Random Gas Saving Tips
With gasoline prices increasing all over the country, this topic becomes burning hot in the country, too. Finally Americans linked up with the rest of the Earth in a desire to save a little gasoline. Here are some tips from the once car engine designer that can help you to protect your wallet a tad.
- Try and keep things in perspective. Take into account that your goal is to pay out less money overall. Using $1000 for a tune-up with likely cutback of $1 per tank fill is not going to cut it. This is not to say you should forget about maintenance. When time comes, by all means go ahead and do it. Regular tune-ups are significant to your vehicle wellness, including its fuel economy. But from cash saving viewpoint you seek to utilize the least pricey (free ideally) measures that give you the best savings.
- Avoid unnecessary idling. This does not mean to turn off your vehicle at the red light or when coasting in neutral. Such things are unsafe, and you will consume more gasoline when you fire up your engine again. But try and avoid parking or standing for any expanded period with your engine running. Take into account that your engine gives you 0 MPG when idling, and it all adds up.
- If you drive an auto, use overdrive. If you drive a manual transmission, use your gears. Your aim is to drive in the highest gear, but without overloading your engine.
- In the wintertime, get rid of the snow and ice on your vehicle completely. Not only it adds significant weight to your vehicle, it also inflates windage dramatically.
- Consider not exceeding 60-65 MPH. At those speeds and higher, the main gas consumer is windage, and it is relative to the square of your speed.
- Use landscape to your benefit. If road goes up and down, don't try to maintain stable speed. Let your vehicle accelerate down the hill, so its inertia will help it climb up the next hill, and let the speed decrease slightly while you are going up. Of course you have to coordinate this with the traffic flow, so other drivers don't get mad at you.
All those tips will not turn your gas guzzler into a compact, but they are guaranteed to give you a visible improvement.
- Try and keep things in perspective. Take into account that your goal is to pay out less money overall. Using $1000 for a tune-up with likely cutback of $1 per tank fill is not going to cut it. This is not to say you should forget about maintenance. When time comes, by all means go ahead and do it. Regular tune-ups are significant to your vehicle wellness, including its fuel economy. But from cash saving viewpoint you seek to utilize the least pricey (free ideally) measures that give you the best savings.
- Avoid unnecessary idling. This does not mean to turn off your vehicle at the red light or when coasting in neutral. Such things are unsafe, and you will consume more gasoline when you fire up your engine again. But try and avoid parking or standing for any expanded period with your engine running. Take into account that your engine gives you 0 MPG when idling, and it all adds up.
- If you drive an auto, use overdrive. If you drive a manual transmission, use your gears. Your aim is to drive in the highest gear, but without overloading your engine.
- In the wintertime, get rid of the snow and ice on your vehicle completely. Not only it adds significant weight to your vehicle, it also inflates windage dramatically.
- Consider not exceeding 60-65 MPH. At those speeds and higher, the main gas consumer is windage, and it is relative to the square of your speed.
- Use landscape to your benefit. If road goes up and down, don't try to maintain stable speed. Let your vehicle accelerate down the hill, so its inertia will help it climb up the next hill, and let the speed decrease slightly while you are going up. Of course you have to coordinate this with the traffic flow, so other drivers don't get mad at you.
All those tips will not turn your gas guzzler into a compact, but they are guaranteed to give you a visible improvement.
Joshua Nestor writes on several sites on the topics ranging from Mapquest driving directions to how to achieve the best gas mileage However, he likes writing about best gas mileage better. Article Source: http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Joshua_Nestor |
10 Random Cooking Tips and Tricks
1. When it's strawberry season, buy extra to freeze. Freeze them unwashed in zipper bags. They work great in winter time smoothies. Just take several out rinse and cut the top off and plop in the blender with a banana and orange juice.
2. Hate making bacon because of the splatter mess? Make it in the oven. Spray a cookie sheet and line up the bacon. Bake at 375 degrees until almost done. I drain on paper towels and store in the refrigerator in fresh paper towels. You can take out just what you need and microwave them in another paper towel until done.
3. Isn't slicing grapes or cherry tomatoes in half time consuming? Get 2 plastic carton container lids and put them in between the lids. You can then easily slice them in a few strokes between the lids.
4. Like to make pizzas on the grill in the summer? After you make the dough, roll it out into individual serving size pizza rounds. Then, grill lightly on one side. Stack them for guests to top as they wish. Make sure they put sauce and toppings on the grilled side. Put back on the grill to finish.
5. Like steel cut oats, but don't have 30 minutes to wait for it in the morning? Make the recipe with one cup of oats and put it in a container in the refrigerator. Scoop out only what you need each morning and microwave. Works great!
6. Have bananas that are getting too ripe, but no time to make banana bread? Peel them and put them in a plastic zipper bag, getting as much air out as possible, and freeze. They will be ready to go when you have the time to bake.
7. Love chocolate desserts? Visit the grocery or drug stores after a holiday and up seasonal chocolate really inexpensively for great desserts in the future.
8. Don't you love those grocery store rotisserie chickens? I cut the breast meat off the bone for my kids, and save the rest of the chicken in a gallon zipper bag in the freezer. You can put it in a stockpot with water, onion, carrot, celery, poultry season, bay leaf and a little salt and pepper for the start of great chicken noodle soup. There is already a lot of great seasoning that adds to the depth of flavor.
9. Have just a bit of steak, chicken or fish left from a meal? Save it and make a quesadilla appetizer tomorrow for everyone to munch on before dinner, or an after school snack.
10. Make too much icing for those sugar cookies? Put the leftovers into zipper bags and store in the freezer. When you need to decorate a few cookies or write on a cake, you'll have them ready made and in a variety of colors.
2. Hate making bacon because of the splatter mess? Make it in the oven. Spray a cookie sheet and line up the bacon. Bake at 375 degrees until almost done. I drain on paper towels and store in the refrigerator in fresh paper towels. You can take out just what you need and microwave them in another paper towel until done.
3. Isn't slicing grapes or cherry tomatoes in half time consuming? Get 2 plastic carton container lids and put them in between the lids. You can then easily slice them in a few strokes between the lids.
4. Like to make pizzas on the grill in the summer? After you make the dough, roll it out into individual serving size pizza rounds. Then, grill lightly on one side. Stack them for guests to top as they wish. Make sure they put sauce and toppings on the grilled side. Put back on the grill to finish.
5. Like steel cut oats, but don't have 30 minutes to wait for it in the morning? Make the recipe with one cup of oats and put it in a container in the refrigerator. Scoop out only what you need each morning and microwave. Works great!
6. Have bananas that are getting too ripe, but no time to make banana bread? Peel them and put them in a plastic zipper bag, getting as much air out as possible, and freeze. They will be ready to go when you have the time to bake.
7. Love chocolate desserts? Visit the grocery or drug stores after a holiday and up seasonal chocolate really inexpensively for great desserts in the future.
8. Don't you love those grocery store rotisserie chickens? I cut the breast meat off the bone for my kids, and save the rest of the chicken in a gallon zipper bag in the freezer. You can put it in a stockpot with water, onion, carrot, celery, poultry season, bay leaf and a little salt and pepper for the start of great chicken noodle soup. There is already a lot of great seasoning that adds to the depth of flavor.
9. Have just a bit of steak, chicken or fish left from a meal? Save it and make a quesadilla appetizer tomorrow for everyone to munch on before dinner, or an after school snack.
10. Make too much icing for those sugar cookies? Put the leftovers into zipper bags and store in the freezer. When you need to decorate a few cookies or write on a cake, you'll have them ready made and in a variety of colors.
Mary Mechler has been cooking and baking since she was 5 years old, and adopted cooking as her number 1 hobby years ago. From casual get togethers to fancy dinner parties, Mary has tried and adapted recipes to fit her taste for many years. She has even won a local cooking contest or two. Although a career business professional, Mary is excited to share her love of cooking and great cooking tools with others who are cooking enthusiasts, through the website, http://cookprostore.com which offers kitchen cutlery, chefs knives and kitchen cookware. If you find something you like, and place an order, I'll throw in a free copy of Amy Coleman's cookbook while supplies last - a $19.95 value!Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Mary_Mechler |
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