police men

What do you get when you call 911 backwards?

3 police men standing on their heads!!

mole joke

What goes 100 mph underground?

A mole on a motor-bike!!! Ha ha ha

Roast Beef and pea soup

What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?

Anyone can roast beef

Good Steak vs. Good Sex

What does a good steak have in common with good sex?

They're both very RARE!!

Cereal killer!!

Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?

The police thought it was a cereal killer

Two Cannibals Eating

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'l start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies"I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down you're eating too fast!" Next Joke > Send a Friend This Joke

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How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?

Look for sesame seed buns.